WHY do children require so much hardware these days? Is it legal anymore to transport a child without a stroller the size of a small automobile, or a baby carrier the size of a steamer trunk?

IS putting ketchup on a tomato eqivalent to cannibalism?

DO French people who live on the Riviera dream of going to Coney Island or Blackpool? 

WHY are Asian SUVs always named after places in the American Southwest, and never after places in the Northeast? Think how a Suzuki Nantucket would revitalize the limerick industry. 

WHEN did it become correct usage to ban all punctuation from poetry and lyrics?